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That fucking
dumbass
bat fucker.

Hello, I am the one true Sass Master Extraordinaire. Welcome to my blog.

I'm Coilyn. I'm a Comedian, an Internet Detective, and a Dashboard Spammer. I'm able to translate nearly everything that's hard to understand but still English. I also really fucking like pixel sprites.

My pronouns are he/him/his and she/her/hers. Try to stick towards traditionally masculine titles or nicknames, though.

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Aoba has to choose his routes somehow…

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

sooo here’s a WIP of a little mass effect/attack on titan cross over I’m doing

here’s a preview of levi as jack/subject zero the most powerful biotic and foul-mouthed thug in the galaxy. 

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

sooo here’s a WIP of a little mass effect/attack on titan cross over I’m doing

here’s a preview of levi as jack/subject zero the most powerful biotic and foul-mouthed thug in the galaxy. 

petpup:

im pretty sure thats not how youre supposed to hold hands

bat-ler:

treeceratops replied to your post: veloclraptor said:greaser!!

YOU BETTER SHAPE UP, CUZ’ I NEED A MAAAAAAN AND MY HEART IS SET ON YOU~

"Namast eh?"
---Canadian doing yoga
veloclraptor wondered:
greaser!!

kirono:

If THEY don’t know.. B)

cease-and-de-cis:

Did you know that nonbinary bisexuals exist? And that using the existence of nonbinary people as an argument against bisexuality is especially harmful to us?

You’re literally using our gender as an argument against our sexuality.

I don’t need to explain how fucked up that is.

cease-and-de-cis:

Did you know that nonbinary bisexuals exist? And that using the existence of nonbinary people as an argument against bisexuality is especially harmful to us?

You’re literally using our gender as an argument against our sexuality.

I don’t need to explain how fucked up that is.

papanorth:

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Captivity bros

askashthewiccan:

furbearingbrick:

acesnerdyart:

I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree.  The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.

there are trees around where I live that look like that too.

DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK

icyarguments:

Even Eric Cartman could put together a better convention than tumblr.

I woke at 4 am convinced I had just thought of the best post ever. when I checked this morning this is all it said

o-m-zee:

Canada
*teacher voice* I don’t know, CANada?
*Sigh* MAYada