I'm Coilyn. I'm a Comedian, an Internet Detective, and a Dashboard Spammer. I'm able to translate nearly everything that's hard to understand but still English. I also really fucking like pixel sprites.
My pronouns are he/him/his and she/her/hers. Try to stick towards traditionally masculine titles or nicknames, though.
don’t listen to them cody
my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay
An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays
if you can’t handle me at my
then you don’t deserve me at my
He looks cute when he was round too.
here we are kids
it’s finally over
if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless
Karkat: be the anime protagonist
actual version with horns but I think I like this one better hhh
lets just pretend everything ended at 128 as tsukikane happy end
Roleplaying is meant to be fun
That’s why they call it roleplaying
So, if you’re guilt tripping, bullying, or being mean to other roleplayers for playing a certain way and making choices that help them have more fun
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR GET OUT OF THE PLAYGROUND
Sometimes, when my brain’s had all it can take, I just need to stand in my room with the lights off.
the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric
Forget me not made me an emotional mess and I will always love it