SOMEWHAT SASSY THEMES
That fucking
dumbass
bat fucker.

Hello, I am the one true Sass Master Extraordinaire. Welcome to my blog.

I'm Coilyn. I'm a Comedian, an Internet Detective, and a Dashboard Spammer. I'm able to translate nearly everything that's hard to understand but still English. I also really fucking like pixel sprites.

My pronouns are he/him/his and she/her/hers. Try to stick towards traditionally masculine titles or nicknames, though.

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

mlchaeijones:

An accurate description of most Achievement Hunter Let’s Plays 

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the-goddamazon:

onefitmodel:

alvxandra:

if you can’t handle me at my
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then you don’t deserve me at my
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YAAAAAAAAS

He looks cute when he was round too.

cooljaku:

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slayboybunny:

if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless

ikimaru:

Karkat: be the anime protagonist

actual version with horns but I think I like this one better hhh

bunnyshadeow:

lets just pretend everything ended at 128 as tsukikane happy end

HEY, YOU

YEAH, YOU

Roleplaying is meant to be fun

That’s why they call it roleplaying

So, if you’re guilt tripping, bullying, or being mean to other roleplayers for playing a certain way and making choices that help them have more fun

YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR GET OUT OF THE PLAYGROUND

maddiesharafian:

Sometimes, when my brain’s had all it can take, I just need to stand in my room with the lights off.  

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

nippaaah:

Forget me not made me an emotional mess and I will always love it

points

dont do that.