SOMEWHAT SASSY THEMES
That fucking
dumbass
bat fucker.

Hello, I am the one true Sass Master Extraordinaire. Welcome to my blog.

I'm Coilyn. I'm a Comedian, an Internet Detective, and a Dashboard Spammer. I'm able to translate nearly everything that's hard to understand but still English. I also really fucking like pixel sprites.

My pronouns are he/him/his and she/her/hers. Try to stick towards traditionally masculine titles or nicknames, though.

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awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

flakychu:

what if

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

Heathers (1988)

nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

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panicatthedanetrain:

it’s not that i have a ryan ross obsession it’s just that i’ve made some damn good cover photos in my time

ayueza:

* +山奥と親友 By:ma@萬 Please DO NOT remove the source.
Anonymous wondered:
what are all of th e blogs you are the mod of??

there’s a few i won’t talk about, and i’m pretty sure i’ve answered this before. i think i’ve added a few since then, so the ones i use are:

  • iowans
  • selfiesofmeandmycat
  • somedayillbekawaiitoo
  • foodpornfrommydash
  • popandjam
  • imheretosleuthforyou
  • awisefeatheryasshole
  • afacethatismine
  • avoicethatismine
  • kailynwantstobeawriter
  • ichhabeeinefragge
  • blogginglikenoother

overall there’s about 90 tho

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

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the-friction-in-your-jeans:

pastel-gizibe:

awkwardconvention:

florecitadelalma:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

What the fuck yo

http://www.mywlas.com/george-zimmerman-arrested-while-visiting-ferguson/

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I AM SCREAMING.

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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pussycat-scribbles:

Can I just say that Rei’s top is actually amazing.

I was really poorly yesterday so I made myself feel better with a screencap redraw. Finished it off this morning as a bit of a warm-up. Not entirely happy with it, but it served a purpose!

Screen cap from the lovely Sailor Moon Screencaps, as always.

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god