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Hello, I am the one true Sass Master Extraordinaire. Welcome to my blog.

I'm Coilyn. I'm a Comedian, an Internet Detective, and a Dashboard Spammer. I'm able to translate nearly everything that's hard to understand but still English. I also really fucking like pixel sprites.

My pronouns are he/him/his and she/her/hers. Try to stick towards traditionally masculine titles or nicknames, though.

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elixiroverdose:

bearholdt:

SPONGEBOB HAS A CRUSH ON SANDY

This page changed me

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

tongueturner:

Second language acquisition is so cool and right now my contact languages book talks about German learners of English creating words like  ill-car “ambulance” (from Krankenwagen lit. ‘sick-car’) and alp-dream “nightmare” (Alptraum lit. ‘alp(?)-dream’).

you might say they mis-calque-ulated. 

"GOOGLY EYES DO NOT EXIST IN THE FORGOTTEN REALMS!"
---DM

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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abandonedmarionette:

officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section

OH LOOK!

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TEEN FICTION!

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WITHOUT

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ANY OR UNNECESSARY 

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LOVE TRIANGLES

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ON THEM.

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I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE SO MANY!

Stop hating on and generalizing teen fiction. They are great sources of reading material if you just take your time and choose wisely.

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happyds:

damn

typette:

perchu:

underthesymmetree:

Fibonacci you crazy bastard….

As seen in the solar system (by no ridiculous coincidence), Earth orbits the Sun 8 times in the same period that Venus orbits the Sun 13 times! Drawing a line between Earth & Venus every week results in a spectacular FIVE side symmetry!!

Lets bring up those Fibonacci numbers again: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34..

So if we imagine planets with Fibonacci orbits, do they create Fibonacci symmetries?!

You bet!! Depicted here is a:

  • 2 sided symmetry (5 orbits x 3 orbits)
  • 3 sided symmetry (8 orbits x 5 orbits)
  • sided symmetry (13 orbits x 8 orbits) - like Earth & Venus
  • sided symmetry (21 orbits x 13 orbits)

I wonder if relationships like this exist somewhere in the universe….

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i dofnt know what any of this means but these gifs are so raw im gonna rbelog it anyway

the fibonacci sequence is as close to a universe easter egg as we can possibly get. it’s a repeating pattern of numbers that you see fucking everywhere!

it appears in shit like this, from things like mathematic fractals, to the way fruits and plants grow, to the golden ratio that ALL of our proportions fit into, and a ton of other totally unrelated fucking things like the bending of light through water, how veins, rivers and lightning are connected in pattern shapes, and so on and so on

some people say it’s evidence of god, some people say it’s an artifact of us 3D beings travelling through higher dimensions, many agree it’s the truest essence of beauty and the connection between math, science and artwork…

its p. neat tho you gotta admit

lomonte:

this is the last one, I promise 

j6:

this is true friendship my friends

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unexplained-events:

This photo was taken over 20 years ago by Todd Robertson during a KKK rally in northeast Georgia. One of the boys approached a black state trooper, who was holding his riot shield on the ground. Seeing his reflection, the boy reached for the shield, and Robertson snapped the photo.

I think the officer’s expression says it all. This child standing before him is being taught how to hate even though he doesn’t understand it. He probably doesn’t understand the difference between this and Halloween.

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onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

batmomy:

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

j0ye j0ye j0ye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rutella:

A love and Its ours because I love you too much

a doodle I spent way too much time coloring haha